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WHA HA HA HA HA!

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DUCATION

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OH, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

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IN ONLY A MATTER OF HOURS,

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THE ALIEN SCOURGE
WILL BRING THE HUMAN RACE
TO ITS KNEES.

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I KNOW. LET'S BUILD
    A GIANT SPACE STATION,

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EVACUATE ALL THE PEOPLE,
    AND LIVE AMONG THE STARS.

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THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TIME
FOR THAT.

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CAN WE BUILD
    A SMALL SPACE STATION

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AND JUST EVACUATE
    ALL THE SCIENTISTS?

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Woman:
                        AHEM...

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[COLLECTIVE GASP]

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ALLOW ME TO MAKE
        A DEMONSTRATION.

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RIGHT!
WE'LL DESTROY THEM
WITH PEPPER!

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[SNIFF]

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AH-AH-AH--

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AH-AH-AH--

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AH-AH-CHOO!

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THE ALIENS ARE
    ALLERGIC TO GERMS!

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AH-CHOO!
        AH-CHOO!

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HOORAY FOR EARTH!

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GIR, EARTH IS
                OUR ENEMY.

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OH, I UNDERSTAND.

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STUPID HUMAN
            PROPAGANDA.

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THE VERY CONCEPT
            OF A SUPERIOR
            ALIEN SPECIES

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BEING FELLED
            BY SOMETHING AS
            PATHETIC AS GERMS...

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IS SHEER FANTASY.

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DO THEY REALLY
            BELIEVE THAT
COULD HAPPEN?

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GIR.
            HEE HA HA HA HA!

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HEE HEE HEE!
                    HA HA HA HA!

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EEE HEE HEE
HEE HEE HEE!

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TV announcer:
        TRYING TO CONQUER
        AN ALIEN WORLD?

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REMEMBER, NEVER UNDERESTIMATE
    THE SMALL THREATS.

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LIKE GERMS!
        YES, GERMS.

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EVERY PLANET
        HAS THEM,

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AND MANY AN INVADING LIFE FORM
    HAS BEEN THWARTED

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BY THESE
    INVISIBLE ENEMIES.

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IT'S TRUE.

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SO, WHETHER YOU'RE OUT
    CONQUERING WORLDS

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OR JUST CONCERNED ABOUT
    THESE TINY PESTS,

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MAKE SURE
        YOU'RE PREPARED

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WITH A PAIR OF
    GERM-SPYING MICROGOGGLES.

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CLICK HERE FOR
    A FREE 5-SECOND DEMO.

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OOH. NEAT.

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NOW, LET'S SEE
THIS MIGHTY HUMAN THREAT.

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Announcer:
    DEMO MODE ACTIVATING.

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AAH!

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Announcer:
        WASN'T THAT NEAT?

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THANK YOU FOR
    TRYING MICROGOGGLES.

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IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SAW,
PLEASE ORDER THE FULL VERSION.

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THANK YOU.
    PLEASE WAIT FOR DELIVERY.

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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AAH!

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SO...MUCH...

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FILTH...

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[SOBBING]

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LET'S GO TO MY ROOM,
            PIG

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[PIG BEEPS]

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I NEVER EVEN SUSPECTED
    THAT THE BATTLE
    FOR THE PLANET

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WOULD EVER TAKE PLACE
    IN MY OWN FORTRESS.

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HEAR ME NOW, GERMS!

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PREPARE YOURSELVES
    FOR DESTRUCTION!

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[SNIFFS]

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AHH...

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THE STINK OF CLEAN.

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AH!

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EEK! OW!

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AARGH!

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OOH AAH!

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[SPLAT]

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ANOTHER WIN
    FOR THE IRKAN ARMY.

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CLEAN, LEMONY-FRESH VICTORY
        IS MINE.

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ALL RIGHT!
    SEE YOU LATER, PIG!

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[MOTORCYCLE ROARS AWAY]

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I'M GONNA ROLL AROUND
    THE FLOOR FOR
    A LITTLE BIT, OK?

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♪ DOO DOO DO DOO DOO ♪

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GIR, WHAT
            ARE YOU DOING?

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STOP IMMEDIATELY!
            YOU'RE DISGUSTING.

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AW, SOMEBODY
    NEEDS A HUG...

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NO, NO, NO, NO,
                NO, GIR, NO!

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I'M...GONNA...HUG...YOU!

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Zim: NO-O-O!

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AARGH!

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THE ENEMY,
        REGROUPING.

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WORSE THAN
        I THOUGHT.

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MM-HMM...

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Gir: I STILL GET
                A HUGGIE-WOO!

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Zim: AAH!

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[RUMBLING]

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NOT GONNA GET ME...

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GERMS...

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CHEWING MY
SQUEEDILY SPOOCH.

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NOT MY SQUEEDILY SPOOCH
        YOU DON'T.

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THE MISSION...
    WHAT ABOUT THE MISSION?

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I SHOULD HAVE PUT IN,

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BUT THE GERMS,
        EXPLODING GERMS,

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SO MANY GERMS.

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THE MISSION.

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THE MISSION.
    I HAVE A JOB TO DO.

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I AM AN INVADER.

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I CAN'T LET THESE GERMS

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MAKE ME LOSE SIGHT
    OF THE BIGGER MISSION.

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SCHOOL.

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IT'S SCHOOL THAT
    I'VE BEEN MISSING.

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THEY MUST BE REALLY
    SUSPICIOUS BY NOW.

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HEY. WHERE'S ZIM?

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HUH?
                    I DUNNO.

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I HAVEN'T REPORTED
TO THE TALLEST IN TOO LONG.

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THEY WILL
    BE WORRIED ABOUT ME!

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MUSTN'T ALARM THEM.

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P.A.: INCOMING REPORT
        FROM EARTH...

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OH. ZIM...

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YOU KNOW,
WE REALLY SHOULD
HAVE GIVEN HIM

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A MISSION ON A SUN

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OR A PLANET
OF BROKEN GLASS
OR SOMETHING.

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OR ONE OF THOSE
            EXPLODING HEAD
            PLANETS...

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YES, WHAT IS IT
NOW, ZIM?

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SIRS.

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I APOLOGIZE FOR
        NOT REPORTING IN,
        BUT--EXCUSE ME.

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[SPRAYING]

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ALL IS GOING WELL.

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NOTHING TOO BIG
TO REPORT, ASIDE
        FROM THE USUAL--

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AARGH! WOULD YA
        LOOK AT THE SIZE
        OF THAT ONE!

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NO! NO!

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I'M ALMOST OUT
        OF DISINFECTANT.

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ALL HOPE WILL BE LOST
    IF I DON'T GET MORE!

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CLEVER!

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BUT I'M NOT GIVING UP.
    I'LL DESTROY YOU!

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AND YOU!
            AND YOU!

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AND YOU!

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DID THAT SCARE
YOU, TOO?

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[CHOKING]

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GIR!

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PAY ATTENTION, GIR.

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WE HAVE TO GO
    TO THE STORE

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TO PICK UP SOME MORE
CLEANING THINGS.

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I NEED AS MUCH
AS I CAN GET.

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SO YOU'LL HAVE
TO HELP ME CARRY STUFF.

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UGH! YOU'RE
STILL SO GERMY.

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BUT IT'LL
HAVE TO DO.

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I NEED TO SAVE
SOME OF THIS FOR THE TRIP.

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COME, GIR.

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Gir: LOOK,
        THERE IT IS!

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UH! AH!

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[SPRAYING]

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LET ME TRY!

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NO, GIR.
THE GERMS!

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[COW MOOS]

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OHH...

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00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:04,501
MY GERM SPRAY.

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GIR! COME BACK!

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[STAMMERING]

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ARE YOU NEXT
            IN LINE?

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HORROR...

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GIR!

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THE DISINFECTANT--
            WHERE IS IT?

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WHERE I LEFT IT.
WANT A BITE?

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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THERE ARE
                NO GERMS
ON THIS THING.

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COMPLETELY
                GERM FREE.

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HOW IS
    THIS POSSIBLE?

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HOW CAN THIS BE?

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YOU,
                BURGER LORD,

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HOW IS IT
                THAT THIS MEAT
                IS SO PURE,

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00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,399
SO PERFECT?

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WELL, IT ALL
STARTED IN 1962.

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UTILIZING ADVANCES
IN MODERN FOOD SYNTHESIS,

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SCIENTISTS AT NASA
        BEGAN WORK

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ON A GERM-HOSTILE
        SPACE MEAT

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TO BE USED DURING
        LONG EXPEDITIONS

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INTO DEEP SPACE.

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ONLY RECENTLY
HAS THEIR HARD WORK PAID OFF,

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AS EVEN MORE ADVANCES
    IN THE FIELD OF SPACE MEAT

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HAVE BEEN MADE AND APPLIED TO
    WHAT IS NOW CALLED

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OPERATION MEAT.

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SEEING THIS AS A WAY
    TO END THEIR STREAK

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OF BEING SUED
    BY ANGRY CUSTOMERS

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POISONED BY
        THEIR BURGERS,

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THE McMEATIES CORPORATION
        DECIDED TO TRY

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THIS MIRACULOUS
        SPACE MEAT.

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NOT HAVING ACCESS
    TO THAT TECHNOLOGY,

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WE MAKE OURS
        OUT OF NAPKINS.

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INGENIOUS.
                THIS GIVES
ME AN IDEA,

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GREASY
                BURGER MAN.

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YES. A WAY AROUND
            THE GERMS,

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A WAY I CAN
            RESUME MY MISSION

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AND DEAL WITH
            THE GERM ENEMY

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WITHOUT BRINGING ANY
            ATTENTION TO MYSELF.

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YES. YES.

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00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,320
THE ANSWER
            IS IN THE MEAT.

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00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,923
GIVE ME
            ALL THE MEAT.

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[CHATTERING]

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00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,830
HOW YA DOIN'?

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AHA HA HA HA...